Big Bright Fiery Ball in the Sky

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Big Bright Fiery Ball in the Sky by Bobby Miller

SYDNEY (AFP) - Heat waves, less rain and increased drought are the likely prospect for Australia, according to a new report on climate change which the agriculture minister said read like a "disaster novel".

It said that exceptionally hot years, which once occurred every 20 to 25 years, were more likely to hit every one or two years. And the hotter weather could begin as soon as 2010. End

Let the ice cap melt; it only reflects the heat from the sun, protecting earth from becoming just so much desert. The great grandchildren of the morons who elected and reelected George Exxon Bush and Dick Halliburton Cheney can survive, at least for a while, by killing off each other for a drink of water.

We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." -President George W. Bush, Sept. 23, 2002, Trenton, New Jersey, speech.

Yeah, right. If there is one thing we need to do Bush and Bush idiots, we need to increase energy consumption.

"It did not work for the world. The reason it did not work is many developing countries were not included. I have also told our friends in Europe that Kyoto would have wrecked our economy." - George W. Bush, addressing Kyoto, summit of the Group of Eight industrialized nations July 6, 2005

Have any of you dung beetles hanging out under George Exxon Bush's butt, gobbling up whatever oozed out for the last seven years, noticed that his knowledge of the economy and environment are so offensive to the universe that Gort, on hearing about them, would come here and turn Bush and you into crispy critters? Not even the words, "Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!" could save you? Well, Gort will not have to come here and do that. The sun--that big bright fiery ball in the sky that hurts your eyes if you look directly at it--is going to do it.

Biography: Bob Miller was born in Florence, Alabama. Miller served as a pilot in Vietnam in 1968-69 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross and the Air Medal. Challenged Richard Shelby for a seat in the U.S. Senate in 1992. Produced the television show, The Late Show (BLAB 2001). Worked as the golf pro on Holland America's ms Westerdam. Bob Miller is America's most controversial writer and has authored seven books.