I'm I Gay? Maybe, I Laugh a Lot.

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I'm I Gay? Maybe, I Laugh a Lot. - by Bobby Miller

What I know about gays after 67 years on planet Earth is that not once in all those years has a true homosexual every bothered me or even harassed me. The dangerous ones are bisexuals--those who are married with children and those parading around as men of God. These men are the predators. They are dangerous because they have everything to lose if exposed, at least in their minds they do. And if they feel their phony life is threatened, they will do their best to eliminate the threat.

Adult men who make it clear to the bisexual they want nothing to do with their way of life have little to fear in most cases, but defenseless children and adults who accept their invitation, like one might try crack cocaine just to see what it's like, are laying it all on the line.

The worst beating I ever gave a guy, and he lived, was in the YMCA (Young Men's Christian Association) in Dallas, Texas. True, the name of the place should have been my first clue that it would be filled with dangerous hypocrites, but I was young and broke. At 2 A.M I was awakened by someone trying to get into my room. He had gotten the door open, but the little night chain had stopped his advance. I told him to go away. He said that he intended to come in, and I would really enjoy it, and thank him later. I said okay; let me close the door so I can unfasten the chain. I had a large bottle of cheap aftershave, and when I opened the door he walked in, and I went to work on his head. It turned out that he was a counselor there, married with two daughters. The crap didn't stop there; he was the assistant pastor of a rather large Baptist church. The powers to be had him taken to a hospital; I was thrown out into the street without a refund, so I spent the night in an alley under a day old newspaper.

If you are gay and are suffering because you live in one of the so-called Christian nations like the U.S. or U.K., stop suffering. Be true to your feelings. Trust me; Christianity has not produced a single person who has lived a life according to the Bible. Christianity has not produced a single person like the Hindu, Mahatma Gandhi, not even one. One of the best examples of American Christian trash was J. Edgar Hoover. This self-righteous SOB sat in his FBI office persecuting gays during the day and slept with a dick in his mouth at night.

Please, watch this short video by Pat Condell. He says he's an atheist, but judging by the number of truthful and helpful words that I've heard come out of his mouth, he just might be God. He's damn sure closer than any one of these Christians leeches who are begging for money and waging war like Pat Robertson.

Biography: Bobby Miller was born in Florence, Alabama. Miller served as a pilot in Vietnam in 1968-69 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross and the Air Medal. Challenged Richard Shelby for a seat in the U.S. Senate in 1992. Produced the television show, The Late Show (BLAB 2001). Worked as the golf pro on Holland America's ms Westerdam. Bob Miller is America's most controversial writer and has authored seven books.