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Dinosaur Enroute Minneapolis-St. Paul by Bob Miller

The Obama Camp need not worry about McCain. Just put the old guy in front of a microphone, and out of his mouth will come a statement that'll cause people to pity him. That'll get some votes, but it is one hell of a weak strategy for the long haul.

"Make it a hundred years."
No thank you, old man.

"Muqtada al-Sadr declared the ceasefire in Basra."
No, McCain, it was Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki who brokered the ceasefire. Getting it right the first time is needed this time around. You really are very similar to George Exxon Bush in many ways.

"I support Bush on all major issues."
We know that you do not and never have supported Bush on all major issue, old man. The problem is you do not remember what you did and did not support. If you have a chance at all, sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity will have to carry you as they did George Exxon Bush.

"Rush Limbaugh is a clown."
Not one of the smartest things a Republican politician could say, but then you've never won any Ben Franklin Awards. Did you think that Limbaugh and his loyal listeners would just roll over and kiss you old butt?

"I've never met Bill Cunningham."
Excuse me. You met the Cunningham twice and there are witnesses and even a picture. Go back to Arizona old man and live it up on your wife's millions. You don't need this aggravation and we sure don't need you making decisions in the Oval Office like you did in Vietnam. Getting lost, then getting shot down, and then making propaganda tapes for the enemy is just not very presidential. I say this as a Vietnam veteran who was shot down twice and is a registered Republican.

"I'm computer illiterate."
Frankly, being almost seventy years old myself, McCain, and having set up four websites and three blogs, I would have preferred you lied about this one. It makes all of us in this age bracket look incredibly stupid to anyone under fifty.

Biography: Bob Miller was born in Florence, Alabama. Miller served as a pilot in Vietnam in 1968-69 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross and the Air Medal. Challenged Richard Shelby for a seat in the U.S. Senate in 1992. Produced the television show, The Late Show (BLAB 2001). Worked as the golf pro on Holland America's ms Westerdam. Bob Miller is America's most controversial writer and has authored seven books. To say this Vietnam veteran and Republican, Bob Miller, is anti-Bush and anti-McCain would be an understatement.