Women More Confusing Than Rubik's Cube by Bob Miller

Women! All I really know about women is that three of them have said, "I love you, but enough is enough." They each said this several years apart, but the shock to my ego was the same each time. I guess that means I hadn't learned much from past mistakes. It's for certain that I had failed to learn anything about what the women in my life expected from me.

I've said all that to say that I do not find Hillary Clinton, whom I supported with words and money before the Bosnia lie, representative of any of the women I've known. Her arrogance and aloofness brought to mind several males I've had the misfortune to meet over the last 67 years, but not any females. I consider my cash contributions to her campaign the worst investment I have ever made, and I have made a lot of bad investments. Hillary Clinton has set a new precedence--this fall the loser in the World Series will have an extra week for the losing players and their fans to get used to the idea of losing before the trophy can be awarded to the winning team.

Not only did I switch from Clinton to Mr. Obama on Bosnia Day, I will tighten my belt a bit more and send him the maximum contribution allowed by law. Truthfully, I cannot remember saying "God Bless America" in years. And since the presidential election of 2000, I haven't been proud of being an American.

Even though I have spent every dime I could get my hands on since 1976 campaigning against the Bush dynasty, as a Republican, I do sincerely apologize for George W. Bush, the worst president in the history of this country. And I hope that after he leaves office, our country will once again make understanding, principles, and character its first line of defense because as we now know, jet fighters and aircraft carriers are no match for hatred. And If Mr. Obama's AIPAC speech is any indication of what we can expect from him if he's elected president, I think I might live long enough to see that happen.

Biography: Bob Miller was born in Florence, Alabama. Miller served as a pilot in Vietnam in 1968-69 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross and the Air Medal. Challenged Richard Shelby for a seat in the U.S. Senate in 1992. Produced the television show, The Late Show (BLAB 2001). Worked as the golf pro on Holland America's ms Westerdam. Bob Miller is America's most controversial writer and has authored seven books.

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