To My Honorable Republican Representatives

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To My Honorable Republican Representatives
by Bob Miller, one of America's most controversial writers

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Summary: Political Burials

Dear Republican Representatives: As a registered Republican and a wholesaler of top quality caskets and handcrafted urns, it is my profound pleasure to offer each of you, at my cost, the casket or urn of your choice to bury your political careers in.

Not in the history of the Republican Party have Republicans elected to county, state and federal offices come together as one body to exhaust every possible avenue of misappropriation of public funds, to show total disregard for international and domestic laws, and commit and/or condone war crimes and acts of genocide as you have.

Naturally, the economy is now the number one concern of those who proudly goose-stepped behind their little Führer, George W. Bush, and his second in command, Richard Mengele Cheney. Americans not yet born will one day read history books telling how these two mad men rivaled, if not in the total number of humans tortured and slaughtered, the methods used to do so by Nazi Germany. They will find it incomprehensible that Americans allowed these two tyrants to turn a philanthropically minded nation into a pack of hyenas that killed for pleasure, not from hunger. They will wonder how it was possible that their great grandparents had the audacity to criticize men like Robert Mugabe, Saddam Hussein, and Ayman al-Zawahi when the only distinction between these men was that they murdered in their name and Bush murdered in God's name.

My despicable, most unholy Republican Representatives, you have earned a long vacation. In a half perfect world you and your spouse would be sentenced to life plus one day in prison and your total worth would be returned to our national treasury from which it came. Religiously speaking, you shouldn't waste any of the precious little time you have left here on earth worrying about Barack Obama's church affiliation. Spend this time worrying about your Abu Ghraib affiliation.

Biography: Bob Miller was born in Florence, Alabama. Miller served as a pilot in Vietnam in 1968-69 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross and the Air Medal. Challenged Richard Shelby for a seat in the U.S. Senate in 1992. Produced the television show, The Late Show (BLAB 2001). Worked as the golf pro on Holland America's ms Westerdam. Bob Miller is America's most controversial writer and has authored seven books.